S2: Who does a google search on google for "google"?
P1: ...It's a list of the 9 reasons why google can be considered a god.
P1: If people couldn't see what we were looking at, they'd just hear me saying 'oh, that's beautiful' and you saying 'oh yeah, that's good right there' ...
P1: It's really weird to have found another person who gets off on buildings falling apart.
P1: I've gotten no work done today. Leave.
S2: *laughs* Fuck you.
P1: I hate men.
C: Me too. I hate women, too.
P1: They're better, but yeah. I hate all humans.
A1: That's why you're going to be a librarian.
P1: Yeah...if you're going to talk to people who are trying to find out stuff they don't know: that's already a step above most people.
P1: I need to get away from you people. C's telling me she dreams of words...
A1: I fall asleep trying to spell things in Ancient Greek.
P1: *pause* It's ok. I fell asleep trying to think of all the words that change from f to v in the plural...
P1: Do you think that "semantics" is the only good word with "man" in it?
C: Emancipation?
P1: Like, gynecologist, management, menstruation, menopause...
C: Mandibles of death?
P1: ....you bleed when you tear your hymen. "Men" is in there. Semen gets you pregnant....in French, "mentir" is to lie. Coincidence? I think not. Mental....mentally deranged...."Manticore" is cool.
C: That's cool.
P1: You know the worst providence in Canada? Manitoba.
C: Manifestation. That's a cool word.
P1: It can be. Manipulation....
P1: You have emotions, you have emotions...
C: Yes, but I don't use them. To make decisions.
P1: You should have stopped the sentence there. "But I don't use them."
R2: You can tell you didn't sleep because you're not talking.
P1: I'm listening to the music in my head.
R2: As long as it's not the voices, you should be ok.
R2: Wow, everyone looks lively today.
P1: She was, earlier. She punched me. She was going to slap me, she said.
V: You looked like you needed it. For health purposes.
P1: I'm going to use that when the cops show up because I beat my wife. "But she looked like she needed it! For health purposes!"
Q: Oh, it's the fun bunch!
V: What do you mean by that?
Q: What? You guys are fun to be around.
V&P: Fun?
Q: Oh my god, you guys. You give you guys a compliment and you're just like "What do you mean by that? Fun?"
V: WE'RE NOT FUN!!!
Q: "This is library school!"
P1: So, you must be tired from guarding boxes today.
S2: Oh, I wasn't guarding boxes. I was doing something far more glamourous. I was rummaging through them.
P1: And what's really weird for a guy who likes urban decay and backwards conservatism: why the hell did you ever leave St John??
P1: I'm hoping that it's true, because I want to be the first person whose wife told them they wanted to have a baby through Facebook....my claim to fame...I'd be like, "your mum said she wanted to have you through Facebook!"; kid's like "What's Facebook?"
P1: To be fair, I'm on Facebook because my wife told me she wants to have a baby.
J6: With who?
P2: Ok, I think we're all treating that as funnier than it is because we need to.
J6: Come on, it was funny. Don't take that away from me.
P1: I hate you all. Just to make that clear.
J6: All of my conversations have to turn into the morbidly depressing thing.
P2: What were we talking about at dinner last night? Death?
M4: I'm sure he drinks.
J6:...No, I don't talk to Chuck Tony. He just smiles at me in the hall.
S2: Yeah, I get the winks.
P1: But the difference is: 'Damn, I have a paper due on Heidegger. That takes away from my free time, where I....want to read Heidegger!"
P1: See, the difference is she doesn't look decrepit like you.
S2: What, so I'm stupid and decrepit?!
J6: Them's fighting words. I'll get the vegetable oil, and you guys can do Turkish oil wrestling...
S2: ..yeah, he's waiting for it.
P1: Waiting for you to manhandle me? I've been waiting all year...
P1: Do you think McGill University would be such a well-respected university if thee founder's name was McGillicuddy?
S2: And I'm not even going to ask what GANTT stands for.
C: I never bothered to find out either.
G: It never occurred to me that it stood for something. I just thought it was named after Mr. GANTT. Who spelt his name in all caps.
S2: Mind if I take a gander at your PERT?
G: S***, that sounded really inappropriate.
P1: She just likes laughing at other people's pain.
C: Pain's funny.
Q: Other people's only, or yours too?
C: All pain's funny.
Q: *shifts chair* Get away from me!
A2: Do you think the hand size is an indication of anything?
P1: Yeah, small hands...
A2: That's probably why they're always so 'rrrrr!'
P1: You'd be cranky too if you couldn't reach your crotch! ... Ohmygod, poor amputees!
P1: ...It's a list of the 9 reasons why google can be considered a god.
P1: If people couldn't see what we were looking at, they'd just hear me saying 'oh, that's beautiful' and you saying 'oh yeah, that's good right there' ...
P1: It's really weird to have found another person who gets off on buildings falling apart.
P1: I've gotten no work done today. Leave.
S2: *laughs* Fuck you.
P1: I hate men.
C: Me too. I hate women, too.
P1: They're better, but yeah. I hate all humans.
A1: That's why you're going to be a librarian.
P1: Yeah...if you're going to talk to people who are trying to find out stuff they don't know: that's already a step above most people.
P1: I need to get away from you people. C's telling me she dreams of words...
A1: I fall asleep trying to spell things in Ancient Greek.
P1: *pause* It's ok. I fell asleep trying to think of all the words that change from f to v in the plural...
P1: Do you think that "semantics" is the only good word with "man" in it?
C: Emancipation?
P1: Like, gynecologist, management, menstruation, menopause...
C: Mandibles of death?
P1: ....you bleed when you tear your hymen. "Men" is in there. Semen gets you pregnant....in French, "mentir" is to lie. Coincidence? I think not. Mental....mentally deranged...."Manticore" is cool.
C: That's cool.
P1: You know the worst providence in Canada? Manitoba.
C: Manifestation. That's a cool word.
P1: It can be. Manipulation....
P1: You have emotions, you have emotions...
C: Yes, but I don't use them. To make decisions.
P1: You should have stopped the sentence there. "But I don't use them."
R2: You can tell you didn't sleep because you're not talking.
P1: I'm listening to the music in my head.
R2: As long as it's not the voices, you should be ok.
R2: Wow, everyone looks lively today.
P1: She was, earlier. She punched me. She was going to slap me, she said.
V: You looked like you needed it. For health purposes.
P1: I'm going to use that when the cops show up because I beat my wife. "But she looked like she needed it! For health purposes!"
Q: Oh, it's the fun bunch!
V: What do you mean by that?
Q: What? You guys are fun to be around.
V&P: Fun?
Q: Oh my god, you guys. You give you guys a compliment and you're just like "What do you mean by that? Fun?"
V: WE'RE NOT FUN!!!
Q: "This is library school!"
P1: So, you must be tired from guarding boxes today.
S2: Oh, I wasn't guarding boxes. I was doing something far more glamourous. I was rummaging through them.
P1: And what's really weird for a guy who likes urban decay and backwards conservatism: why the hell did you ever leave St John??
P1: I'm hoping that it's true, because I want to be the first person whose wife told them they wanted to have a baby through Facebook....my claim to fame...I'd be like, "your mum said she wanted to have you through Facebook!"; kid's like "What's Facebook?"
P1: To be fair, I'm on Facebook because my wife told me she wants to have a baby.
J6: With who?
P2: Ok, I think we're all treating that as funnier than it is because we need to.
J6: Come on, it was funny. Don't take that away from me.
P1: I hate you all. Just to make that clear.
J6: All of my conversations have to turn into the morbidly depressing thing.
P2: What were we talking about at dinner last night? Death?
M4: I'm sure he drinks.
J6:...No, I don't talk to Chuck Tony. He just smiles at me in the hall.
S2: Yeah, I get the winks.
P1: But the difference is: 'Damn, I have a paper due on Heidegger. That takes away from my free time, where I....want to read Heidegger!"
P1: See, the difference is she doesn't look decrepit like you.
S2: What, so I'm stupid and decrepit?!
J6: Them's fighting words. I'll get the vegetable oil, and you guys can do Turkish oil wrestling...
S2: ..yeah, he's waiting for it.
P1: Waiting for you to manhandle me? I've been waiting all year...
P1: Do you think McGill University would be such a well-respected university if thee founder's name was McGillicuddy?
S2: And I'm not even going to ask what GANTT stands for.
C: I never bothered to find out either.
G: It never occurred to me that it stood for something. I just thought it was named after Mr. GANTT. Who spelt his name in all caps.
S2: Mind if I take a gander at your PERT?
G: S***, that sounded really inappropriate.
P1: She just likes laughing at other people's pain.
C: Pain's funny.
Q: Other people's only, or yours too?
C: All pain's funny.
Q: *shifts chair* Get away from me!
A2: Do you think the hand size is an indication of anything?
P1: Yeah, small hands...
A2: That's probably why they're always so 'rrrrr!'
P1: You'd be cranky too if you couldn't reach your crotch! ... Ohmygod, poor amputees!
S6: Although good marriages have both parties involved in the playoff dates.
D1: Get up, you Greek weakling, get up! You're embarassing me!
S2: Voici le gâteau!
C: Very good french, B***!
S2: Je suis le pamplemousse. Je suis un pamplemousse avec les chaussures verts!
C2: Are you sure that makes us losers, or does that make you a loser?
G: No, really. C, you know what LOLcat is, right?
C: Yes.
G: See? Cats made to talk with grammar, like..
C: Yes but G***? that makes you a loser.
G: Oh, yeah...
S1: Oh my god, you brought the notebook to the party?!??!
G: It's library school students drinking.
S1: Make sure to tell P** that my dark and lonely cave was satisfied. rrrrr from the bathroom... My dark and lonely cave was satisfied by myself!!!
S1: You go to the room and they're like "dance, dammit!" and you're like "why? I'm already freaked out from your artwork!"
S2: Like, the girls are not having fun. It's very low-key, reserved fun...
S2: It's not cardigan season, anymore.
C2: It's always cardigan season, S***!!!
S1: We should get them to play Corey Hart for you!!! If P*** was here, they'd play it like 5 times.
S5: C, are you drunk yet?
C: No; I don't drink.
S5: Because it would be really funny if you were drunk. Not that you're not hilarious when you're sober.
S3: That's my motto: ethical fucking shit all the fucking time!!!
C: The dance floor is so awkward-looking, I love how they're trying to start something, and it's just like...they're librarians.
S5: I know, eh! It's not like, they're too drunk; it's they're too drunk and they're librarians.
C: I fall asleep making up words.
S5: I thought you said you fell asleep making out.
C: That would be rude...
S3: Are you coming out with us later?
J5: Where are we going?
S3: I dunno.
J5: Sounds pretty wild. I'm just a girl from Manitoba...
J5; The thing about Maritime boys is that they're so nice, so they can get you to do all sorts of bad things because they're so nice...
S3: What sorts of bad things?
S3: I can count the people with backbone on the back of my hand. I'm an easy going guy in the army, but....
Q: Yeah, but army....library school...
S3: Maybe it's a farm song. "Ass 'n titties"
S2: It's about animal husbandry!
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