December 14, 2006 : Trivial pursuit

I totally miss the pizza. I want the pizza. The pizza was my friend. And I ate it. It deserved it.
Are you writing this down?
It was ssooooooo goood. The oooey-goooey cheese...I'm missing it. I was thinking of getting pizza today again too. But I didn't. I couldn't get Pizza pizza pizza. So wrong. It would be like tainting the memory of a dead husband by getting a lookalike.
~SC gets sentimental over pizza

SC and AS on insects:
"And they leave gifts for the women, and some of them ARE gifts for the women. And some of them leave what is called a "nuptual gift," which is, like, a bag of food, some protein.."
"A bag lunch!"
"There's also, like, butt plugs. In some insects, like, the sperm gets stored, and the males don't want another male being with the female so they, like, plug up the hole..."
"I didn't want to know this! I was happy not knowing this about the butt plugs and the protein and the bag lunches!

Hilary: I'm narcotic. I just said I'm narcotic. I said I'm narcotic by mistake.
Sarah: You *do* look like you're on narcotics.

a medical Christmas party--carving the turkey--"Scalpel"
gangrene & blood are the colours

Narnia in your closet=extra storage space. There is a group that resulted from this.

H: "I'm not going to hurt you; I'm just going to stick your hand in flame!"

Australian beaches, testing the safe areas, S: "Ok people, swim inside the ring of dead bodies!" "I can just see you laughing at dead bodies! hey Bob! *Fine.* don't say hi back!" Defend the beach! high turnover...

Plato would *so* be a Leafs fan, rot him.

Hitler the first honourary citizen of the U.S.

S: "Lithps are cool!"

H: "Yeah, well, I drink opium in my coke!"

H: "Fu*k you!" C "Fu*k you!" H:"Ok then. That wasn't an answer to you."

"I think I'll go out and milk the elk." W.C. Fields

Q: What did the 12-member Polecat Indian tribe sell in Dogpatch?
A: Kickapoo Joy Juice

Alanna: "Stupid Toronto, can't be more north than other U.S. cities!"

H: "Oooh, somebody's missing their medulla oblongata!"

A: "Je mange la poubelle, s.v.p."

Q: What did Otto Titsling invent?
A: The bra.
Alanna: "Now I believe in destiny."
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/bettemidler/ottotitsling.html

Q: What do the British call a trash man?
Sarah: "A trash lad?" Sounds like a superhero--sounds like a porn star

H: "There was a massacre in my lay."

Q: How many legs does an oyster-catcher have?
A: Two.

C: It's a novel, not a drinking game! (The 39 Steps)

H: Be the fu*k ware. That's "beware" with fu*k in the middle of it. Just to explain. That's not that funny.

"Ash-hole of the year"=Mt. St. Helen

H: "You got my hopes up when you said no one could help me."

A: "I would have said fat cats and spiders."

Q: What's the universal solvent?
Hilary: "Soap!"

A: "It's like stalking on trivial pursuit; how low can you go?!"

A: "Why are you talking about me in the third person? I'm right here!" (Later) "She's talking to me in that whole first person thing again!"

H: "Not that ancient. I mean, he's dead now. And he would have been anyway. He's definitely dead."

A: "How am I supposed to know?! You're insane too!!"

H: "I'm spiritually full of pie."

S: "Are you guys talking about Michael Jackson?"
C: "A horror story about an invisible vampiric presence."
S: "So, Michael Jackson?"

H: "Now I'm all alone and really idiotic."

Q: What do peacocks mate with?
maybe, who...?
C: "Think of the cock part! I mean, like, what accords with it in the other..no, the other meaning. I mean..dammit. Part of the word. I'm analyzing morphemes here, not...whatever...dammit."

Q: Who wrote the communist manifesto?
S: "Lois & Clark?"

Q: What is inscribed on the statue of Liberty's tablet?
S: "Call me Colleen."

Sitting bull.
Talking cow?
Eww..what do cows and bulls do?
Ok, let's get off the animal here.

C: GROUNDS FOR DIVORCE
=impotence
H: Oh, Joseph!