HW: "Not much." -> Lincoln?!
AS: Lincoln really sets the mood...
SC: What I don't understand is why all these young girls get suckered into meeting online predators. I just have fun with them online.
A: A chain-smoking dying dinosaur: C
-S walks in with teabiscuit-
H: Oh, that's why you were making noises.
S: I was making noises?
A: You were making noises. That's why C started making dying dinosaur noises.
S: But I wasn't making *those* kinds of noises.
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C: Oh, you know it doesn't take much to make me make weird noises.
C: It may promote audience behaviour that is disturbing to some viewers too...
C: How would a straw fix a bucket? Are they just having fun making phallic symbols, or would that work?
S: Yeah, I'm sure the Scottish were buried in plaid. Or hicks. Could be a plaid suit...they exist. Don Cherry would be.
A: My hand hurts.
KR: Why?
A: All the high fives I gave yesterday.
K: You wouldn't think that would be a problem you normally would have.
S: So, why are you having thsi special dinner?
A: Well, we had this extra food colouring...
S: You should put on some muzak. And by muzak I mean music.
A on the phone: The hog is on the spit? How many times have I not heard that comparison? The hog is roasting, the hog is on the fire....hog-TIED?...lamest
A: The single artistic tear is falling down my cheek at the moment.
S: I'm going for pretty. SOMEONE has to look good.
the magical hockey fairyland
C: You think ice is unnatural or something? Stupid Australian...
A: Yes, I do! It appears on the ground and it makes you slip.
S: You telling me a strawberry daquiri is unnatural?
A: Hockey players are real people...I will not take that back. It can go down on the record. The thing is so self-evident it doesn't need to be said but I say it anyway.
A: Alfie is magic. He can pull magic trick things out of his magic trick bag of magic.
S: That's a nice ass shot
A: The cameraman was distracted.
S: Well, we all know which way *his* CN tower swings...
S: Well, with me, we're always talking about phallic symbols.
A: I should be made an honourary Italian. The hand gestures...
A: I would be the worst jedi ever. I mean, you have to think good thoughts and that...They're like, "You want to join the dark side?," I'm like "Sure, that sounds like my cup of tea."
S: I would love to see her with someone who actually knows sign language, because I bet she'd insult them at least once.
hockey"So often you hear of those new-tooth mojo stories in sports"
A: This is some kind of halfway house, isn't it? All the drugs and the screaming...
A: I'm not going to kick balls around here.
A: But I MEANT ow. Unverbally.
H: I don't like things that fly in the air...at me.
H: Why are boys so creepy now? They're all so big!
S: In humans, it's because the males are the hunter-gatherer bastard people...
H: What's she writing down this time?
S: I think she's writing what I was saying but I don't know.
S: You on your way to a picket line? Pick up some protest cheese!
S: You know how Hitler is, like, dead, right?
H: Definitely Darien is the hottest of the three. Even though they're the same person.
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S: My personal favourite, and I've never wanted a cartoon character as much as I wanted him: the guy from Final Fantasy.
A: How do you spend an hour t.v. time not opening a box?
S: He would SO say 'word.' Jesus is my homeboy.
H: That's how we study for history. Honestly. "And the French were like "Word, No," and the English were, like, "Word...""
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