March 7, 2007: It's your fault, you brought up llamas!

AS: It's such a taboo on some shows. I don't know why they don't show it.
HW: Why they don't show toilets on shows? You want to see them go to the bathroom?

SC: See, that's sweet, and I think that might actually be a Hallmark card, but still..

S: Ok, it's show and tell time. It's not exciting for you or AS, but for these two weirdos...

S: I feel like if they (terrorists) had My Little Ponies, we wouldn't have this problem.
KR: I feel like it's my little ponies they're fighting against. "You wanted My Little Ponies and all I wanted was an education!"
A: Burning My Little Ponies in the street...

A: I don't like beds with wheels. They tend to move.
C: That would be the idea.
A: I know, but it's a problem.

S: He's laying on a japanese...(laughs) he's playing on a japanese..
C: It's called a trampoline.
S: Thank you. He was playing on a trampoline, though, that's good.

A: He had the flu? That's pretty hardcore. Could be, like, dying...

C: That's what I'd do on my high school reunion. "So, what are you doing these days?" "Well, I've been sold into slavery..."
A: Yeah, like that's an excuse for not accomplishing anything.
S: "I own a brothel..."

H: What?
S: I don't know. I was saying something, but now I don't know what it was. Anyone? Anyone?
A: I'm not psychic.

S: The song I really didn't like was "That don't impress me much." I'm like, a rocket scientist WOULD impress me!

H: Did you say something?
A: Yeah.
S: I wasn't listening either.
H: Was anyone listening?
A: I was listening to me!

A: When I think of a jackrabbit, I think of this large rabbit...
H: Named Jack.
C: In a box.
A: ...And it's got these big legs, and it's like a kangaroo..."

H: If you were really religious, well, no, I suppose this is more...
C: Sacreligious?
S: Blasphemous?
H: If you were really sacreligious, you could make your hair into a halo...

A: It was soooo creepy.
H: Silence!
S: Of the LAMBS!

H: If this one isn't new, I'm going to kill someone.
C: Kill A.
H: Well, duh, I mean there's 3 other people here, who do you think I would kill?
A: Of course.
S: It's A, right? I didn't hear, but...
A: Of course it is. Even I'd kill me.

H: How do you have time to do that?
C: Ummm...denial?
H: Um, yeah.
A: Ok.

C: You are NOT calling him Sappy.
A: Who are you calling sappy?
H: It's Saprykin.
A: Haha...he's just skating down the ice and he starts crying...
H: It's a short form of his name.
A: He likes long walks on the beach...

H: I ran into four people today! I felt so special! I ran into K twice...I only counted it as one!

S: I kind of want to be impeached because it sounds cool. It kind of sounds like you're encased in peaches. I think I'm going to make a dessert called "The Impeach."...impeachment pie...
A: I'm very excited by the word "impeach." I agree with SC.

H: If Eaves isn't playing, I'm going to kill someone, and we all know who.

C: Good shot, Kelly.
H: What?
C: I was talking to Kelly. Don't eavesdrop.
H: Aw, you just reminded me of Eaves...

H: Did you?
C&A: Yes.
H: Are you sure.
A: Yes, she was very forceful. I remember.
S: Remember that group one of you wanted me to join?

H: The girls all suck.
S: But the guys like that.
H: That's just....bad.
S: I'm sorry, my mind was already there.

A: Ding! Yeah, I don't know what that meant. Ding! It's like a halo, but I did it the wrong way. I have a sideways halo...
H: It's going to be so bad next year, eh? She'll be, like, sitting alone in the corner...it's true, though, C's the only one who sometimes take your side.

S: I said 'you're a hatrick' in my mind.
C: In that case I'm giving you a high five in my mind.
A: A mental high five, like -- <
C: A wink is not a high five.
H: Ok, you have to actually use your hands.
A: It's a mental high five!

H: "You're a cock, Mr. Roach!" (laughs hysterically)
A: Who says that?
S: Ok, you don't call someone a cock, you call them a dick...It would be really funny if his first name is Richard...
H: Dickroach isn't a word, you bastard!
S: Actually, I dare you to do that, go around calling people cocks...

S: Do I need to take him back? I feel I need to.
A: Nooooo
C: I feel like we need to give you two some privacy.
S: No! I feel like we shouldn't give her ANY privacy with MY pig.

S: He sold his soul to the devil.
C: That doesn't mean his lips have to talk from the end of his beard.
S: He's already dead.
H: They're not ACTUALLY cartoons, either...

A: I feel so many things up, why should this not be extended to my hair?

C: You jerk. You and your bladder needs.

H: Oho, live free or fuck hard. It's the new Die Hard movie. Live Free or Die Hard.
S: Yes, but it's not Fu*k hard.

A: He's a heater. He produces heat.
S: You know this personally, do you?
C&H: Reduces?

S: Oh, that's right, we didn't let her go to the bathroom.

H: I want him to do new stuff good coollness...that was beautificamous.

K: I'm SO excited; like everyone I know is going. Except you guys.

S: You know there's something else they could have eaten that's really high in protein....YOU're the one who brought up sex.
K: Because it was in the book!
S: Well you were saying she died after she had sex because she didn't have any energy, and I'm saying she could have had energy...

A: She was like "Can you pick out the prostitute in the painting?"
K: No, she was like "Who isn't right in this painting? It's because they're prostitutes!"
Richard: How could you tell?
A: Well, one of them had a monkey...
R: Why a monkey? They're not very arousing.

K: Aw, who's that?
C&H: Aucoin.
K: Isn't that what some animal says in French? "Coin! Coin! Aucoin! Aucoin!"
S: What?
A: Just K being awkward again.

K: So I want to go see Alfie, and maybe Jean Chretien too, though I doubt I'd be as impresssed.
C: I doubt he'd bulge as much.

K: I would like to interact with them as if I didn't know they were a hockey player. Like, "Oh, that's a good brand of cereal."
A: "Nutrient intake...good for your game tonight.."
K: Like,"'Lots of iron, if you're an active person"... Subtle.

K: The hypothetical goal was a beauty.

K: How am I going to express this properly?
R: You aren't.

C: We were trying to think of dorky superpowers, and A's is producing oxygen.
K: She's secretly a plant?

on godfathers:
H: Is it a religious thing?
C: Yes. Hence the "god" part.

on "llavlat":
A: It's like a cross between a llama and Havlat.
K: I'm thinking of what that would involve.
S: This is not completely foreign territory. Think Crete and the minotaur....
(S elaborates)
S: Technically, it's called bestiality.
H: What if it was instigated by the beast?
S: I think that would be called rape.
K: An unfortunate situation, being attacked by an animal...
A: It could still be bestiality.
S: Only if you were getting off on it, though.
...
H: It's your fault, you brought up llamas!!!

S: It's a nice change from these two. And by "these two," I mean this one.
A: Let's go from this madhouse, this house of lies...