"Maybe in real life, but not hypothetically."
"I don't mind being him, but I wouldn't marry him."
If Crosby was on the Sens he'd be third line.
KR: "It's like, they're in their twenties, they live with their parents, all they do is try to convert people to their religion, but they're all pretty hot."
Do you have the time?
It's 5pm...
Do you have the time to discuss eternity?
My Girlfriend is My Uncle.
M: "Chris, you can't lick a high definition t.v. and taste the sweat in the air."
KR: I keep thinking my cellphone's going to be a remote control but it's not.
This is possibly the most disturbing picture in the universe (well, probably not, but it's up there), but I felt I needed to post it in tribute to the David Hasselhoff music video watching:
dear lord why
AS: It tastes like, you know...the hand gesture.
SC: It's like half the time you're trying to speak in charades, but you're not good at it.
AS: It would be such a painful death, though, dying by spoon. It would be very slow and very painful.
C: She's the Canadian; she's supposed to be the polite one! Stand up to her, you Australian! Think of your convict heritage in your veins! Think of your ancestors!
SC: They're rolling over in their graves!
AS: In their chains!
AS: It's so YOU! The skull and the bones, it's so you!
KR: This song makes me want to squat.
SC: It makes me want to sway...*K squats, everyone else sways, except notebook girl*
KR: I'll be getting the better workout, my friend.
Land ho!-big ho!
KR: Can we show them to Prior on Monday? Don't bathe. I haven't bathed in a while; it's a problem.
H: I just had a Simple Plan...urge.
KR: You should be a mime. Screw Philosophy. Actually, I think Philosophy would help you be a mime. You'd be more...introspective.
AS: I could be a mime lawyer!
KR: A lawyer for mime rights!
M: If you get scared, we could watch Muffins.
SC: That sounds like lesbian porn. Gives little Miss Muffet a whole new meaning...
Orlando Bloom just killed Santa!
AS: I need to be married so feel like a real person. So I marrried myself. With a ring pop.
HW: Geez, logic, obviously that's how undead pirates work.
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