January 10, 2007: HW's birthday

(the night before. Just because.)
C: These people have funny eyes; are they evil?
SC: No, they're British.
C: It sounds like evil music.
SC: Well, everyone else are zombies.

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the party:

the Infected By HW's Personality Support Group
SC: "I think it should be more of a club."

"Sorry, I can't hire you; your "man pain" wasn't convincing enough."
"absolute gastronomical pleasure"
a hand that comes out of your stomach and grabs your crotch.
honestly, the things people do to sell hot dogs!

E: I quit Brownies because they made us dance around the toadstool.

a bodybuilder doing ballet. or, like it used to have a straitjacket on. it's "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest."

AS: You're sitting on me! Oh, it's not me; it's my coat.
C: Someone having an identity crisis with her coat?

AS: Imagine singing happy birthday and you forgot their name.

KR: turn fire SCORE! I'm rewriting history.

KR: It's so sensual. Spezza gets this watch put on his wrist by the old lady. *demonstrates sensual wrists"
AS: Oh no Spezza, I'll save you from that old lady!

KR: Ottawa Senators score a goal on your own net. And by your own net I mean, oh shit, the net occupied by the goalie of the Boston Bruins. The appropriate net...your scoring net...on the left I mean right side of the screen.

SC: I've always wanted to read it. Did they make a movie?

KR: I know the tasmanian devil. If Tasmania had a hockey team they should be called the devils. Because they play all that hockey in Tasmania.

KR: Eaves is cute. He could be on our list of potential...bachelors.
HW: Mates.
K: ...list of lucky candidates..
SC: Playthings. "Mates" is so long-term.

SC: I kind of like Piggleton. But I think Piglington has a more debonair...air.
KR: I was like grabbing it and then I'm like...oh...that's inappropriate.
AS: Is it wrong that that reminds me of Babe?

C: First you fondle him inappropriately and now this.
SC: He's giving birth.

KR: Your bum warms my feet. No, I like it. I'm not kidding.

SC: Apparently Canada was cheering for Sweden. And when Sweden lost, they were cheering for us.
AS: They're like, "oh, these guys also have universal health care!"

KR: She looks as much a firefighter as those girls do.
HW: Burn!

oh the unfortunate crotch rewind.

and my personal favourite insanity:
KR: See? Awww, he's so cute. Except with the spitting.
SC: Yeah, I don't like the spitting.
AS: I wonder if the ice in front of them is all covered with the spitting.
SC: An extra layer of ice.
AS: Crazy fans licking the ice...
KR: We'll find the bar and get it straight from the source.