Ad: Wait, you can have three citizenships?
US: It depends on the country's rules.
A: So, like, if I married a Brazilian supermodel...what was her name again? J?
J: Giselle.
A: So, if I married a Brazilian supermodel named Giselle, would our kids inherit my citizenships and hers?
A: J, what would you do if I married Giselle?
J: Nothing.
A: Would you idolize me?
J: No.
A: Right now she's 27...
US: You are being really inane.
J: If she even knew your name, I would idolize you.
A: One day I will steal her from Tom Brady.
US: It depends on the country's rules.
A: So, like, if I married a Brazilian supermodel...what was her name again? J?
J: Giselle.
A: So, if I married a Brazilian supermodel named Giselle, would our kids inherit my citizenships and hers?
A: J, what would you do if I married Giselle?
J: Nothing.
A: Would you idolize me?
J: No.
A: Right now she's 27...
US: You are being really inane.
J: If she even knew your name, I would idolize you.
A: One day I will steal her from Tom Brady.
MW: I think we should all get afros.
C: I think I should get dreadlocks and you guys should get afros.
M: I think we should all get afros. Then we can stand in a row with the big one at one end and the little one at the other...
A: This is such a good part. Jet Li just kills people. I love him.
M: See, that's what I keep telling you. I'm a gangster; you've just got to deal with it.
A: Stop posing; you'll never be like me.
mum: I wouldn't want my kids to date the prince of anything; he'd be spoiled.
AK: If Jake wants to date the Prince of Ghana, he can.
US: J spent his years on the trumpet not playing a note. He put the trumpet to his lips and didn't play a note.
AK: Tell me that didn't happen. Tell me he played.
J: Well, sometimes there were just too many notes.
A: I wiped--what?!
K: You wiped with poison ivy.
A: Why would you say that?!?! I hate you!!
M: You were doing drama, weren't you?
A: I do not do drugs!
NR: Hooked on theatre, aren't you?
S: Just say no.
S: So is Bruce Lee the father of Jet Li?
M: NO.
A: Dad, everyone in China is named 'Li.'
S: Well, Bruce Li is the father of martial arts. The entertainment version, anyway.
A: Would you give me a foot massage?
M: Ew.
A: I'll give you a leg massage.
M: Ew.
UT: Well, after the Air Force, we spoke a certain way.
K: You said 'pass the fucking butter'?
T: Well, yes.
J: According to my band notes, I practiced 60 hours a week.
K: You forge my signature?!
S: I forge your signature all the time. If we need to sign documents and you're not around...
A: You can forge mine; just scribble.
S: All you need for yours is a crayon.
A: Ha ha. Eat your food.
J: It does make me feel more secure.
N: That goat's going to scare the crap out of anyone who goes into your apartment.
A: You could have had him in mate!
N: I don't want to mate with him.
A: You could have had him in mate in three moves!
N: That's a little fast for me, man.
A: Check!
N: Thanks, Captain Obvious.
A: No, because if you don't say it and you get checkmate, you don't get the game. You lose.
N: It's true.
A: You have long hair.
C: Thanks, Captain Obvious.
A: You have black hair. You going to say 'thanks, Captain Obvious' like everyone else?
HW: No, because my hair's not black; it's dark brown.
N: I think you should play whoever wins, so you can squash them...'Squash' seems such a gentle word.
A: 'Tushy' is a gentle word.
A: I hate you.
N: That's ok.
A: I don't really hate you.
N: I know. Secretly, you have a man-crush on me. It's ok. I have a man-crush on me too.
A (to C): Dump him.
A: ...You're not going to hit on me, are you?
N: No, that's what you're going to do to me, because you have a man-crush on me.
A: This game is going to take forever, isn't it?
N: So is your face!
A: That's not a smart move.
N: Your face isn't a smart move.
A: Your face is your mom's face!
N: Ok then...
N: You are a genital wart.
A: You have herpes.
N: I just said you are a genital wart.
A: I just said you have herpes.
N: I'm sorry to break it to you, but I don't.
A: Your face doesn't.
N: I know...
A: I hate you.
S: Alright, we need the ladies to decide where we want to go. The young ladies.
J: So, A, what do you want to do?
S: You do realise that at some point I will get him something to put on his door.
J: You do realise some point I will burn it.
goat-milking competition
mum: Is he going to wear a helmet?
J: No.
K: He's a good skater.
mum: Even is he's a good skater, he can still fall on his head.
J: I'll wear a hat. And sunglasses. And headphones to protect my ears...Charlie Conway did it in Mighty Ducks!
S: Have you seen Arnold? Of course you've seen Arnold.
J: Of course she's seen Arnold; they're practically related.
A: He's in a plastic bag in the trunk of the car. Dead.
S: That doesn't sound good. To say you have Arnold dead in the back of your car.
A (to cashier): Arnold's a goat, by the way.
A: Can we just stop? Can we just play with Barbies, because I'm good at that?
A: You know what I used to do? I used to play with GI Joes.
S: Except he used to comb their hair and put pink boots on them.
A: No! That's not funny. Only I couldn't get their boots on, so I had to get mum to do it. And when I came back they were in different positions. I think she played with them.
N: Llamalicious.
C: What the hell does that mean?
N: As tasty as a llama, of course.
C: I think that's an insult.
N: Have you ever tasted a llama?
C: I don't want to!
C: I am not picking your nose! Pick your own nose!
N: But my fingers have been there before!
Max: That's a lot of pepper
N: That's not a lot of pepper.
M2: What is it?
N: Pepper.
M: That's a lot of pepper
N: It's not a lot of pepper.
?: Why is he (Enrique Inglesias) your hero? What has he done in life?
N: Been sexy!
?: You know he's not sexy, right?
C: I think I should get dreadlocks and you guys should get afros.
M: I think we should all get afros. Then we can stand in a row with the big one at one end and the little one at the other...
A: This is such a good part. Jet Li just kills people. I love him.
M: See, that's what I keep telling you. I'm a gangster; you've just got to deal with it.
A: Stop posing; you'll never be like me.
mum: I wouldn't want my kids to date the prince of anything; he'd be spoiled.
AK: If Jake wants to date the Prince of Ghana, he can.
US: J spent his years on the trumpet not playing a note. He put the trumpet to his lips and didn't play a note.
AK: Tell me that didn't happen. Tell me he played.
J: Well, sometimes there were just too many notes.
A: I wiped--what?!
K: You wiped with poison ivy.
A: Why would you say that?!?! I hate you!!
M: You were doing drama, weren't you?
A: I do not do drugs!
NR: Hooked on theatre, aren't you?
S: Just say no.
S: So is Bruce Lee the father of Jet Li?
M: NO.
A: Dad, everyone in China is named 'Li.'
S: Well, Bruce Li is the father of martial arts. The entertainment version, anyway.
A: Would you give me a foot massage?
M: Ew.
A: I'll give you a leg massage.
M: Ew.
UT: Well, after the Air Force, we spoke a certain way.
K: You said 'pass the fucking butter'?
T: Well, yes.
J: According to my band notes, I practiced 60 hours a week.
K: You forge my signature?!
S: I forge your signature all the time. If we need to sign documents and you're not around...
A: You can forge mine; just scribble.
S: All you need for yours is a crayon.
A: Ha ha. Eat your food.
J: It does make me feel more secure.
N: That goat's going to scare the crap out of anyone who goes into your apartment.
A: You could have had him in mate!
N: I don't want to mate with him.
A: You could have had him in mate in three moves!
N: That's a little fast for me, man.
A: Check!
N: Thanks, Captain Obvious.
A: No, because if you don't say it and you get checkmate, you don't get the game. You lose.
N: It's true.
A: You have long hair.
C: Thanks, Captain Obvious.
A: You have black hair. You going to say 'thanks, Captain Obvious' like everyone else?
HW: No, because my hair's not black; it's dark brown.
N: I think you should play whoever wins, so you can squash them...'Squash' seems such a gentle word.
A: 'Tushy' is a gentle word.
A: I hate you.
N: That's ok.
A: I don't really hate you.
N: I know. Secretly, you have a man-crush on me. It's ok. I have a man-crush on me too.
A (to C): Dump him.
A: ...You're not going to hit on me, are you?
N: No, that's what you're going to do to me, because you have a man-crush on me.
A: This game is going to take forever, isn't it?
N: So is your face!
A: That's not a smart move.
N: Your face isn't a smart move.
A: Your face is your mom's face!
N: Ok then...
N: You are a genital wart.
A: You have herpes.
N: I just said you are a genital wart.
A: I just said you have herpes.
N: I'm sorry to break it to you, but I don't.
A: Your face doesn't.
N: I know...
A: I hate you.
S: Alright, we need the ladies to decide where we want to go. The young ladies.
J: So, A, what do you want to do?
S: You do realise that at some point I will get him something to put on his door.
J: You do realise some point I will burn it.
goat-milking competition
mum: Is he going to wear a helmet?
J: No.
K: He's a good skater.
mum: Even is he's a good skater, he can still fall on his head.
J: I'll wear a hat. And sunglasses. And headphones to protect my ears...Charlie Conway did it in Mighty Ducks!
S: Have you seen Arnold? Of course you've seen Arnold.
J: Of course she's seen Arnold; they're practically related.
A: He's in a plastic bag in the trunk of the car. Dead.
S: That doesn't sound good. To say you have Arnold dead in the back of your car.
A (to cashier): Arnold's a goat, by the way.
A: Can we just stop? Can we just play with Barbies, because I'm good at that?
A: You know what I used to do? I used to play with GI Joes.
S: Except he used to comb their hair and put pink boots on them.
A: No! That's not funny. Only I couldn't get their boots on, so I had to get mum to do it. And when I came back they were in different positions. I think she played with them.
N: Llamalicious.
C: What the hell does that mean?
N: As tasty as a llama, of course.
C: I think that's an insult.
N: Have you ever tasted a llama?
C: I don't want to!
C: I am not picking your nose! Pick your own nose!
N: But my fingers have been there before!
Max: That's a lot of pepper
N: That's not a lot of pepper.
M2: What is it?
N: Pepper.
M: That's a lot of pepper
N: It's not a lot of pepper.
?: Why is he (Enrique Inglesias) your hero? What has he done in life?
N: Been sexy!
?: You know he's not sexy, right?
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