Monday, February 16, 2009

January 12, 2007: lunacy

I wonder how many NHL players own a pickle company?
We'll have to dig up some stats.

See, you're assumong that Dany Heatley is giving Brian McGratton shooting tips. How do you know Heatley's not saying, "hey, in case it comes up, how do I punch a guy in the face?"

For the next pay-per-view Gord's going to do the game in his underwear.
Why would you give that away?

HW: Lacrosse cheerleaders: that's what I want to be. No, really.

C: It's not stubborness, it's enlightenment.

If someone dies on ice. BOOOOOOO!

AS: Ireland's hardcore with that kind of stuff.
HW: You die; you die....and then there's the rebellion of 1848 when they're like "let's rebel!...or not.."

AS: And they're all like stuffy and conservative...stupid hobbits.

HW: I always confuse them. It's like in movies and he's being followed around by the IRS and I was like, 'what, why is Ireland involved in this?' So I got a very weird, different idea of the Irish Resistance...
AS: Wow, Ireland has penetrated deeply into American culture!

HW: Is it weird that I'm 20 and my favourite hairdo is pigtails?

I had a dream of you and you were in your wedding dress and surrounded by white owls. The owls were crying for you....let me sing you a song...

I can't believe you started a prostitution ring from our business!
-It just...happened.

I don't want to be a momma's boy; I want to be a momma's MAN.

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